when ppl compliment u
mesmorized by the booty
I respect the fuck outta him for this cause that shit is nasty.
when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
Add a touch of life to your outfit by tying your hair back with a very tiny snake.
*sees dog while in the car*
*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight*